Black Teacup Pig
hogtying a country girl, painting her face and br–sts black, and then enjoying a proper english breakfast whilst ravaging her. historically, this is performed outside in the mud at dawn. a cherry pie is a bonus.
dude, i’m falling in love with this girl. she’s so sweet and has the most radiant smile. i could actually see myself marrying her. i think i’d like to have her for a black teacup pig this weekend.
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