black tuna
black tuna, not to be confused with the blackfin tuna that swims in the vast atlantic currents, is a term used to describe the raunchiest p-ssy out there. usually worn out from constant coitus, the p-ssy develops a blackish hue and secrets an odor similar to that of a decaying tuna.
me: son of a bi-tch! what’s that smell!?
mom: that’s your sister’s “black tuna.” we always knew she was a wh-r-.
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