black velvet
in the song of same name, “black velvet if you please” is a reference to elvis presley. no wonder women in karaoke bars singing the song have seemed so surprised when i’ve bought them a shot of black velvet booze.
“black velvet with that slow southern style”
a canadian whisky (spellt ‘whisky’ rather than ‘whiskey’ as in the u.s. and ireland) of quality and affordable price. like other canadian-style whiskies, it’s smoother than rye or scotch, yet not as sweet as bourbon or tenessee whiskey like jack daniel’s. smooth enough to enjoy straight and it mixes well.
“aiyo man want some bourbon on the rocks?”
“nah, too sweet right now, give me some canadian or scotch. maybe black velvet.”
the act of having s-x with a girl while she’s on her period, then putting it in her stink hole, then c-mming in her mouth const-tutes as a “black velvet”
variants include:
-the jelly vlevet: black velvet plus a jelly doughnut
-black velvet surprise: after c-mming in her mouth, tickle the sl-t so it’ll come out her nose.
-bv ala mode: period p-ssy to p–py place to c-m in her eye.
shavandria was on the rag so i hit that sh-t thrice and gave da hoe a black velvet yo!
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