black wave


the act of random and total dissapearance
i was looking for that guy, but he pulled a total blackwave….
an unbroken wave in deep water that occurs before and after a storm at sea.
the oncoming black wave informed the sailors know to batten down the hatches, fair warning of the approaching storm.
all of the above, and, the blue-haired twin of peter jackson.
dude! i just saw lotr! wait, did bw direct it? no, it must be his twin.
n. a helpful high mucky-muck hacker, wifi guru, and mentor of newbies world-wide.

n. one who gets really p-ssed-off when newbies don’t rtfm.
blackwave really tore up that newbie, becaues the answer was staring the newbie right in the face!
a notably “large” or rotund individual of incredible skills (note: probably mythical).
n. one whom eats newbies for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

n. kick -ss blue-haired dude willing to help anyone with self-sustaining brain power.

n. one whom doesn’t give a f-ck of what anyone thinks.

v. to slice and dice a newbie, kiddie, or otherwise braindead net-creature.

whoah, that kid just got blackwaved!

i love you blackwave! you are my hero!

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