blackbeards revenge
while engadging in intercourse from behind while wearing a pirates hat and eyepatch, you raise your sword high and swing it down hard cutting off a large portion of your partners scalp. you proceed to pick up the chunk of hair and stick it to your face.once your beard is fastend you corner your partner and with a mighty “arg” you stab them to death.
friend:whats that blood on your face from?
you:blackbeards revenge!
::highfive::
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