Blackberry Ratard
one who is constantly blowing you up via blackberry messenger to ask mundane questions about the functionality of his/her blackberry device and its intricacies.
section 8: “wtf is http error 413?”
it guy: “file to large…..change internet browser settings…..you blackberry ratard!!”
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