Blackcest
a harry potter fanfiction term: fanfiction describing incestuous relationships between members of the black family.
popular pairings include sirius/his younger brother regulus magically brought back from the dead and bellatrix/narcissa or any combination of these four characters.
it’s a moot point whether extended family members count as blacks for blackcest. the malfoy/tonks families often are, but the weasleys usually aren’t.
“hey, did you get the link to the blackcest fanfic i sent you?”
“i read the first line then left it…it was disgusting.”
“what, don’t you like blackcest?”
“funnily enough, i don’t enjoy reading stories where popular children’s characters have s-x with their relatives.”
harry potter fanfiction term where the members of the black family are in love, have s-x, have feelings towards one another.
some popular examples of blackcest are bellatrix/narcissa, bellatrix/sirius, sirius/regulas,
when hawt people
who are related
f-ck
in a hawt way
oh my g-d!!! they’re commiting blackcest!!
let’s watch.
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