Blacked Off
dangerous mixture of blacking out and jacking off
after a long night of binge drinking and chasing loose women, you somehow end up alone. you then proceed to pull out your erected p-n-s, and during m-st-rb-t–n, you p-ss out. the next morning you wake up with your pants around your ankles and no recollection of what happened.
dude, i think my roommate blacked off again last night! i can’t find my lotion and he is p-ssed out on the coffee table buck naked.
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