Blackheimer’s Disease


a sickness in which the afflicted has difficulty identifying a famous black person or confuses any given famous black person with another famous black person.
lyle: name me a movie starring samuel l. jackson.

meryl: lethal weapon?

lyle: i think that was danny glover…

meryl: the shawshank redemption?

allen: girl, you got a bad case of blackheimer’s disease!

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