Blackmail the world into tickling the universe
1.(phrase) – when something is extremely distressing in a conversation or idea, that the only way to explain it is to say something unrealistic and nonsensical.
“dude, i cant believe she dated him, got knocked up and hitched! i’m gonna blackmail the world into tickling the universe!”
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