blackout backout
when you are so drunk and hate everyone at a party that the only option is to go home and drink alone. essentially getting blackout, realizing other people suck, and then backing out of having to hang with them.
dbag 1: dude where did mich-lle go?
dbag2: i don’t think she likes any of the options here, so she did a blackout backout.
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