Blacktivity

when two or more people come together to do a stereotypical african american activity.
“h-llo cl-ss, please open you textbook to page nine and we will get started on today’s blacktivity”.

in the ghetto there is quite a bit of blacktivity going on, so be safe.

fred went down to the park to meet his friends and join in on all the blacktivities.
what goes on in my neighborhood after dark.
hey, you wnat to go for a walk?
nah, theres too much blacktivity going on down the street.
1. activities and behaviors that are generally performed by african-americans. these tend to be of a loud, boisterous, and disruptive nature. the partic-p-nt usually carries on with said activities despite their inconvenience to others.

2. synonym for ghetto fabulous
usage:
“sorry, guys, i would have been back sooner if i hadn’t endured so much blacktivity down at mcdonald’s.”

examples:
-talking loudly in movie theaters.
-loud, unintelligible, ebonic-filled speech among individuals standing close enough to communicate at a normal volume.

-customer: “i would like a number 2 value meal with a c-ke”.
-cashier (to customer): “excuse me?” “can’t you see i’m on the phone?”
-cashier (to person on phone): “i’m back, boo” “i’m about to snap on this white m-th-f-cka if he don’t stop disrespectin’ me when i’m on the phone.”
-cashier (to customer – while still on phone): “will that be for here or to go?”
stuff exclusively black people do. no other ethnicity allowed.
did you see quashic wearing those basketball shorts under his regular clothes with boxers under that?

yeah man that’s definitely a blacktivity.
activities that are either extremely ghetto in their nature or are made to be much more ghetto than they were intended to be
the police chased me straight through my hood when i was sparkin tha l, sippin purple drank, o.g. pimpin, and partic-p-ting in other various blacktivities
subtle changes in a neighbourhood that indicate a sudden influx of non-white residents.
signs of blacktivity :- nail-bars appearing on the high street, along with 24 hour grocery stores that sell unidentifiable fruit and vegetables, money transfer shops that also sell cut-price calling cards to countries you’ve never heard of, and travel agencies offering flights to places you only hear about on the news after a civil war has erupted there. one may also notice their local supermarket develops an ‘ethnic foods’ aisle, 20 kilo bags of rice for less than the price of 1 kilo of uncle bens.
activites undertaken by any person of colour which are illegal in manner, usually thieving other peoples property or goods
victim: officer someone has broken in and stolen my tv!

police officer: yes there has been a high rate of blacktivities in this neighbourhood ever since that family of nigerians moved in up the road.