Blacon
an area of chester that lies on the welsh border, europes largest council estate and the biggest sh-thole in the universe. even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go
blacon is a sh-thole, forget about it, like our council have done for years – the official tourist site for chester
getting a bl-wj-b while your d-ck is wrapped in bacon
b-tch give me a blacon…now.
blacon: like planking… but with bacon.
steve: hey, wanna go planking today?
mike: what? planking is so over, dude. i’m all about blacon now.
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