bladder contraction


this is a cold weather problem. everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.

ever notice that the urge to take a p-ss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?
yeah, i better take a p-ss before i go leave, it’s cold as h-ll outside, i don’t want to have bladder contraction issues.

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