bladen


an emotional cry which can signal distress or outrage. it has started to become a widespread inside-joke among pennsylvania college campuses, although the cause of it is undetermined.
“ah bladen! i failed my test.”

“i heard sydney dumped you for your best friend.”
“blaaaadeeeeen!”
bladen: an amazingly talented guy, who loves to tube. he is hard but soft. n-body ever bugs him…unless they feel thay have lived their life to the fullest.
gavin:”wow! bladen is such an idiot!”

bladen:”you’re dead!”
a large warlus like creature with small satchels that look like chins, but are infact bags of steroids. competes nationally as a bodybuilder and is sponsored by taco bell
noob: hey guys im trying to gain weight

bladen: shut up and eat taco bell you swole 150 pounder noob

noob: um ok…

bladen: brb, competin’ nationally

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