Bladowed
when a guy asks out a girl and she says something to the effect of “yeah, that would be great, just let me check my schedule.” then she gives the guy the run around for a week or so until she finally decides how to tell you she was never interested in the first place.
“hey man, remember that girl i told you i had a date with this weekend?”
“yeah dude, she’s cute. why?”
“well she text me earlier today and bladowed me.”
“that sucks bro.”
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