blagojevich

awe-inspiringly clueless gall or chutzpah. an action or utterance that appears to come from an outrageous ego coupled with a breathtaking sense of ent-tlement combined with complete lack of awareness.

people can show chutzpah consciously. people can “have the nerve” to do something while knowing they’re taking a chance. but to show -real- blagojevich, someone almost has to have the blindly arrogant self-confidence that comes from really believing they’re right, and having no clue that they might be mistaken.
the canonical example is former illinois governor rod blagojevich, who was arrested and impeached after recordings of him were made public, in which he discussed his desire to get money, jobs, or other favors in exchange for appointing someone to a vacant senate seat, and angrily swore at those who expected him to “give away” the appointment for nothing.

despite this, he had the blagojevich to compare himself to ghandi, his arrest to pearl harbor, and to say that it was “an honor to fall on principle on behalf of the people.”

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not only did he never tell me that he’d tested positive before we had s-x… but now he’s suing me for har-ssment telling other people about it!

wow, the blagojevich of that man!
a ridiculous haircut, outdated and covers the entire forehead – not unlike a band member of the beatles. fashioned after the mane of the infamous impeached illinois senator, rod blagojevich. often popular with early 1980’s game show hosts.
“man, i have seen some sh-tty haircuts in my day, bowlcuts, the trump, the pete rose, but that f-cking blagojevich takes the cake!”

“you didn’t pay your barber to give that blagojevich, did you?”

“i can’t figure out how to describe your lack of a haircut, it looks like eric foreman for that 70’s show, a quarter inch more and you will be in blagojevich territory

pr-nounced bluh-goy-uh-vich, this term (due to its unusual syllabic structure and the overall enjoyment one has in speaking it)is commonly used to break an awkward silence or as a random interjection in conversation.

origin is likely from the name of illinois governor rod blagojevich.
“so the cl-ssical dichotomy of this rarely understood subjunctive can be best expressed (colloquially, of course) as–”
“blagojevich!”
from pop cultural references like jay leno’s tonight show, blagojevich has come to be a jerk off who sells someone’s senate seat secretly, pretending to be blissfully unaware of the fact that he is doing it. awkwardly enough, blagojevich’s name actually rhymes with what he is. like jay leno said, blagojevich is a son-of-a-b-tch. each word is four syllables and pr-nounced very similarly. the real offending part about blagojevich’s actions are that he tried to sell a black guy’s senate seat, which alludes to american history of when blacks where bought, sold, and traded. to pull a blagojevich means to sell one’s senate seat; to do something without thought; to be a jerk off; to be blissfully unaware of doing something wrong, while in fact, he is doing it deliberately.
joey: hey rachel, i have never been able to say blagojevich, until jay leno reminded me that it rhymes with son-of-a-b-tch.
rachel: o, really.
phoebe: me too. whenever i want to pr-nounce blagojevich’s name, i have to say son-of-a-b-tch, first.
rachel: i guess you are what you rhyme with.
1. a description of a person who is a giant douche bag.
2. someone who compares themselves to random, unrelated things in the midst of controversy.
1. “this blagojevich just cut me off in traffic.”
2. ex. the brave warrior ulysses or an innocent cowboy.