blahbarian
a gossip, especially one focused on celebrity garbage. term coined by english rapper lady sovreign for “blah blah full.”
not to be confused with blahbrarian.
kelli: omg, did you hear about brangelina? they totally just –
jane: shut up, no one else cares, you blahbarian.
2 more definitions
a group of people concerned with meaningless subjects
in lady sovereign’s song blah blah full
“the rich (ch-ching) the poor the sn-bs the wh-r-s
oh dear blahbarians galore! ”
a beginner in the sport/art of le parkour
also known as a newbie or a strawberry
d00d, he is a blabarian, cut him some slack
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