blahtoothing


targeting mobile devices on slow moving public transport with open and unsecured bluetooth in order to serenade them with morbid and melancholy artists, generally in the goth, industrial and doom metal genres.
i was able to p-ss nearly an hour blahtoothing cult of luna at some surprised, but enthusiastic listeners. train travel is my pirate radio station.

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