blainiac
a person who is obsessed with david blaine and his tricks. so obsessed the try to be him. coined on southpark.
kid: hey lets go watch some david blaine on tv!
president: get off my lawn you blainiac.
a crazy drunken outrageous man, with spiky hair and tattoos. loves bar hopping and wild dark haired, dark skinned woman. loves to spend money.
sean: dude, that black haired girl was all over that guy!
larry: f-ck yeah man he was droppin mad cash at the bar he’s gotta be a blainiac!
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