Blaisus


1. someone who magically appears right when food has been prepared and awkwardly lingers until given some.
” yo bro! don’t be blaisus!!!”

“no one likes a blaisus”

“yo man, you hungry? naw, i just pulled a blaisus on the kids down the hall that hit on your girl friend.”

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