Blake Wheeler


a bad-ss on the boston bruins. scores goals and then bangs your mom. was drafted by the phoenix coyotes but then gave them the finger and signed with the bruins so he could win.
did you see what blake wheeler did?

yeah, that sh-t was off the f-cking chain.

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