Blame Fart
(verb)
this is characterized as a situation in which you blame a really rank fart on a dog, usually your own, and typically in the company of other people so n-body suspects you.
warning: this term is only to be applied in the most dire circ-mstances. the result of over blame-farting is the perception that you are overly insecure about your flatulence, and everybody will begin to suspect you.
jack: ah, who ripped one?!
jen: that is putrid!
josh: -nervously- ewww, fido that is disgusting. sorry guys, fido has been pretty gas-ish lately.
jack: i’ll say, wow.
jen: no way, josh. that was a total blame fart. it was you. we all know chao mein does it to you.
josh: -face reddens-
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