Blame It On The Bed
this is an excuse used to explain why a person has been sleeping in extremely late, usually later every day. the reason for this is because a bed is so extremely comfortable a person has a hard time getting up. this is usually the case for an unemployed individual who is not seeking a job and doesn’t have anything to do for the day.
ashley: what time you get up today?
john: uhh around 5 pm
ashley: wtf you woke up at 4 pm yesterday the day is over by the time you even get up!
john: its not my fault, blame it on the bed.
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