blanca


usually known as a stylish s-xy girl who always knows how to have fun. usually found with friends which make her happiest. also known for her smile and her way of having fun. mistaken for a white color, but usually tan.
d-mn blanca you look s-xy!
a blanca is a rare species of mexican human being. it is fun to be around and is absolutely hysterical, but will hiss at you if you attempt to embrace it. it is addicted to the internet and enjoys guitar hero, chocolate chip cookies, excessive amounts of chili, and laughing at the misfortune of others. it is particularly fond of teasing its short friends about their heights and doing embarr-ssing dances in the middle of cl-ss while only one person is looking. it loves to threaten death upon those who love it with its deadly-sharp fingernails. its hands are always cold. it is pr-ne to dying of laughter in public places.
“blanca, did you hear about the guy who got run over?”

“hahahaha!”

“uh…would you like a consolation hug?”

-hiss!-
a white looking spanish girl, that changes hair color every month. is liked by everyone and is never single. often mistaken for another race, except black and asian.
some guy:blanca you look so good are you single?

blanca:no, i’m in love with darwin!

in simple words it means ‘question’ or ‘series of questions’. its an urban legend that once there was a girl, full of energy, shiny as oryx gold and flowers for hair. the legend states that once she started asking questions, there was no end to it. she changed the game ’21 questions’ to ‘2100 questions’ and she will never get tired of it. there was not a single man in the 7 realms who can answer her questions. it is only fair that we replace the word ‘question’ with the word ‘blanca’.
i have a blanca.

ladies and gentlemen, please hold your blancas till the end.

enough of your blanca’s.

what kind of blanca is that? (this is an example of blanca, in form of a blanca).
i have answer to that blanca.
spanish word for “whites”. can also be used as a last name. so if your name is kelsey blancas its also kelsey whites.
joclyn whites was here yesterday.

i thought her name was joclyn blancas?

it is.
blanca means white gilr in spanish or white color. perdominatley girls with a caucasian body and showing more of a round eye with a light color skin are called una blanca mujer.guerras are girls from the scandanavian region, girls with yellow hair, light yellow to dark yellow skin texture to orange -red. may have freckles on arm body and face and thin eye brows. narrow head structure as well as nose.these two gruops are under the antro term caucasian. there are also asian white but since these asians have an oriental eye they are not called white for simplicity, southern europeans girls are white as milk or snow and are plain with no heavy characteristics, plain, or white for simplicity.
spanish blancas and latin american blancas are very white in color, as snow white or of milk color.
blanca is the most bitter b-tch you will ever meet. she has the stankest att-tude and is too pride full to apologize for things even if they’re her fault. don’t rely on her to work things out and keep a friendship. bitter b-tch!
that girl is such a blanca, she can never apologize.

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