Bland Mine
noun. used to describe situations when you are ambushed by another person (usually an old man), who then proceeds to tell you a suicide-inducingly dull story.
fred: yeah, i was just out for a morning run and this guy came out of nowhere and started telling me about his grandkids.
bill: looks as if you trod on a bland mine.
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