Blander Box


a computer with internet connection that supplies so much bland sh-t that nothing is special or personal since you’ll see it all.
“this f-cking blander box sure is killing the underground.”

“i hate talking to people over this blander box, it’s just too impersonal.”

“dude i’m into skat now because of this f-cking blander box.”

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