Blandoc
meaning a male who has not yet had s-x by the age of 20 or later.
many choose to remain a blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. a blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are waiting for true love.
2. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite s-x they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are too young.
4. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are waiting for marriage.
5.a man who has not been penetrated. he can be identified by the presence of a buhymen or mangina(usually).
1. i am a blandoc because i’m waiting for my true love before i have s-x! i also believe in unicorns.
2. i am not a blandoc! does cyber-s-x count?
3. dude, i know you like blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. i’m a blandoc because g-d doesn’t want me to have s-x yet. he also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. i’m a blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
meaning a male who has not yet had s-x by the age of 20 or later.
many choose to remain a blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. a blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are waiting for true love.
2. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite s-x they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are too young.
4. a blandoc who has not yet engaged in s-x because they are waiting for marriage.
5.a man who has not been penetrated. he can be identified by the presence of a buhymen or mangina(usually).
1. i am a blandoc because i’m waiting for my true love before i have s-x! i also believe in unicorns.
2. i am not a blandoc! does cyber-s-x count?
3. dude, i know you like blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. i’m a blandoc because g-d doesn’t want me to have s-x yet. he also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. i’m a blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
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