Blanket Apology
1. a “i’m sorry” that covers all things someone says or does while drunk or otherwise intoxicated.
2. a m-ss text that gets sent out the morning after blacking out and sending a ton of ridiculous texts and ims the night before.
1. “i’m really drunk right now, i’m sorry.”
“that’s ok i -ssume a blanket apology for whenever you’re drunk.”
2. “omg i’m so sorry for the texts/ims last night guys, i was soooo drunk. i don’t even remember sending half of these.”
“lol”
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