Blanket Bless You
a blanket bless you is given to a person who is constantly sneezing – and covers the entire day, so that you don’t have to keep saying “bless you” every twenty-seven seconds.
my mom suffers from seasonal allergies, and, yesterday, she was sneezing so much i finally issued a blanket bless you.
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