blanket confusion


the confusion one feels when trying to figure out whether to keep his/her blankets on or off. typically experienced in the winter and summer seasons.
joe: last night sucked man. blanket confusion kept me up for so long…
matt: sucks to suck!
the confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.
john: “last night was awful man. i had the worst blanket confusion ever.”
jeff: “sucks to suck!”

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