blanket sex
when a guy and a girl have s-x with a blanket sheet with a hole between them in order to avoid physical body contact.
al:”river was so shy last night that she took a pink blanket and cut a hole in it. then we had blanket s-x”.
pinky:”that’s weird. she usually likes hot and steamy s-x. have you waxed your chest?”.
al:”no, why?”.
pinky:”now i see the reason why! river does not like the amazon forest!”.
when a girl or guy takes a blanket and sticks it in between their legs and acts like their having s-x with the blanket, and thrust until they get “the magic”. -rg-sm noises can be included if the person wishes. it’s a form of masturbation.
abby: do you m-st-rb-t-?
jenna: ya, but i don’t finger myself, i have blanket s-x.
an action occurring beneath a blanket that appears to be s-xual in nature but is really mundane or innocent.
travis and allie were shifting conspicuously underneath the blanket but everyone knew they were prudes, so dave deduced they were having blanket s-x.
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