Blanking
to post a photo of a blank stare on someone’s facebook page or twitter feed with no explanation except for the hashtag #blanking or #blanked
i wish frank would quit blanking me.
he blanked me on facebook last night, and i’m still freaked out.
blanking is so much worse than duckface.
8 more definitions
the purposeful or accidental act of not acknowledging someone when they are trying very hard to get your attention.
keith: dan! dan! hey dan! dan!
dan: …
keith: dan! dan!
jones: he is so blanking you.
to draw a blank; not being able to draw the information needed; the act of having writers block
wow, i can’t think of anything to post in my blog!
i’m blanking!
……d-mnit.
the act of stepping on someone’s toes and micromanaging. can be used in place of any other word (much like a fill-in-the-blank)
quit blanking me, bro!
my boss is really blanking me today.
to put a blank between the last word of the sentence and the exclamation mark, to make the mark better noticeable.
a: i love you !
b: i love you too, but stop blanking, please!
proving someone wrong.
you’ve just been blanked mate
blanked!
i’ve been blanking him all day
when a male or female has their genitalia illegally completely removed leaving only their urethral opening and a blank patch of skin where their genitals once were.
guy 1: dude…did you here what sally and tom did for their 20th anniversary?
guy 2: no…what?
guy 1: well since they are done having kids, they took a trip to guatemala and had this doctor perform a blanking on both of them to show their commitment to each other.
guy 2: dude…that’s crazy…
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