Blanus

1. bl-n-s is a blend of the phrase, “bleaching my dirty -n-s”. bl-n-s is really for the neurotic on the go. they’re a mover and shaker, a jetsetter, and can’t be bothered with a blemished -n-s. persistent sufferers of swamp -ss will sometimes resort to a bl-n-s to keep some of the fecal matter our of their sweaty run off. when wiping your -ss just doesn’t do the trick, and you find yourself looking in a mirror through your legs at your spread cheeks and your exposed -sshole, giving yourself the stink eye back, you’re well on your way to a bl-n-s.
what’re you doing tonight?” “i’m going home for a bl-n-s” “do you mean you’re gonna scrub bleach on your -n-s?” “i don’t have time for you.
the result of too much h-m-s-xual but f-cking. it derives from “beeding -n-s”.
steve: “owwww stop mick you’ll give me a bl-n-s!!!”
mick: “that was the general idea…”
an unnaturaly open sp-ce between the blah and -n-s.
if you don’t shut up, i’m going to tear you a bl-n-s!

suzie and i were going at it so long, and so hard that i tore her a bl-n-s!
after consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your -n-s – making it a bl-n-s. its very birdlike.
16 gl-sses of water a day has turned my bladder into a bl-n-s.