blarf

it is the cross meaning of a blanket-scarf. usually worn during the winter in very frigid areas. originated by the stz new yorkers
omg, i’m so cold. why don’t you just wear your blarf? it’s huge.
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when a man receives oral s-x while vomitting.
john received a blarf after eating oysters and hiring a hooker.
when you barf and laugh at the same time. truly disasterous.
the party was so mindblowing i blarfed at one point, spraying chucks every which way. good thing it isn’t my house.
a cross mating of a blanket and a scarf = a blarf
wearing a blanket around your neck like a scarf so its a blarf
the unavoidable product (vomit) of reading too many pretentious bloggs.
the latest entry was so pretentious it made me blarf.
1. to blog angrily; 2. to regurgitate (via the internet) whatever facile jargon and stock phrases, bereft of serious -n-lysis, facts, or nourishing content of any kind, one has been force fed by the asinine and inane
“ew, gross! i just stumbled over a huge pile of feminist blarf!”

tumblr is full of blarf.
the act of throwing up, puking or perhaps getting sick.
“oh my god, i haven’t felt good all night. be right back! i think i’m about to blarf!”

“hold on, i think i have to blarf…”