blarp

(onomatopoeia)
1. the sound a fat person makes while being fat.

2. having a blarpy or blarpish quality.

3. in a physical condition where fat rolls have acc-mulated mid-waist, and normal non-fat activity causes labored breathing.

4. the dramatic settling and straining that occurs when an abnormally obese person moves from a standing to sitting position.
1. “i thought you put your cat on a diet. she still seems a bit blarpish.”

2. “that fat chick sat down on that tiny plastic chair, and it was all like blarp!”
6 more definitions
the sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.
i awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said “blarp” as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.
farting in the back of a fine automobile with leather, such as a cadillac
brady quit blarping back there!!!
a word some old friends use to use during odd silence.
from the movie “lost in sp-ce” a little creature later in the movie makes the noise.
-odd silence- “blarrrrp!”
when one gets sh-t upon, in the context of “owned” or “pwned”. blarp, blarped, blarping, etc.
holy sh-t, i just got blarped on so badly by kayemx. never playing halo again.
the blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.
before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend’s house, mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.
the differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.
does this sauce contain blarp?