blaster-bating
(1)masturbating while a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle
(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn’t you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por -ss) (man one) d-mn
furiously masturbating, red-faced, sweating, and often with both hands.
roger: man, my c-ck is sore this morning.
jerry: were you masturbating again last night?
roger: bro, i wasn’t just masturbating, i was blasterbating.
jerry: sweet jesus.
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