Blasterbate
the act of shooting a “kamehameha wave” (an energy wave) out of your p-n-s.
i blasterbate at piccolo to try to kill him.
to m-st-rb-t- in the shower when the water is on cold, then turn the shower kn-b to hot right as you’re coming.
every time i blasterbate, it feels almost as good as s-x.
the act of masturbating as far as possible into a toilet, urinal or woman’s mouth with exacting accuracy.
i was really bored, so i decided stand as far away from the toliet, a.k.a. your mom’s mouth, as possible and blasterbate.
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