blastus
aside from being the name of a biblical character, “blastus” is another term designating a type of fart. a very large amount of intestinal gas is expelled at considerable force. as the flattus is violently expelled through the -n-s, the high amplitude oscillation of the sphincter results in a great, explosive, low tone of frightful volume. the term may also be applied as a proper noun as necessary.
grotee let loose (with a “blastus”) and it shook the walls. that’s why they call him blastus.
a hit of weed off of a pipe or from a joint
yo, have a little blastus off this pipe, son
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