Blatch
to regurgitate bile in the face of decency.
verb inspired by column on jack layton by christie blatchford, a “journalist” who writes for the national post.
on the day jack died of cancer christie blatched a hate-filled column describing him as “canny, relentless, thoroughly ambitious” because he had the audacity on his death bed to hope canadians will choose love and hope over fear and hate.
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one who dedicates one’s self to a particular sport to such an extreme it becomes annoying.
john: yeah, i went to baseball practice yesterday. did you?
alex: of course! it’s only the best sport in the world! in fact, i just ordered three jerseys off of a baseball equipment website, and i subscribed to three wooden bat magazines last monday. i’m still looking for an outfielder’s glove and a catcher’s mitt, though.
john: dude, chill. you such a blatch about baseball.
the darkened, or “tainted” area surrounding one’s -n-l opening. also known as “the southern areola.”
1. let’s touch blatches. who’s up for another round of blatchpong?
2. oh my god, blatch bleaching!
3. his pursed lips pulsated like a blatch experiencing singular and chronic discomfort.
black chick sn-tch
dude, i got a hold of some stinky blatch last night and i just can’t get the smell off me.
being of or pertaining to a race of unsightly creatures who roam around nocturnally terrorizing farm animals, small children, and disfigured old men.
the noise that is made before vommiting
who’s puking in the bathroom? i heard some blatching going on?
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