blaufarbbing
to simultaneously read multiple books, particularly if one ends up with 4+ books on one’s nightstand or many volumes in heavy rotation stacked upon a major piece of furniture (i.e., dining table).
i know i should just try to concentrate on reading one book at a time, but i can’t stop myself from blaufarbbing – there’s just too many good books in the world.
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