blazing saddles
the most awesome and bizarre western movie ever, directed by mel broooks, 1974.
gene wilder to clansmen: “oh boys! looky what i got here!”
cleavon little: “hey, where are the white women at?”
s-xual position wherein a woman rides a man reverse cowgirl while he takes a dump on the toilet.
tommy thought that he liked blumpkins, but when suzie upgraded him to a blazing saddle, he found his new favorite position.
while fornicating with a fine biddy, pour tabasco on your d-ck and make the b-tch ride your c-ck.
i took this chick back to my farmhouse and let her ride my blazing saddles.
denotes extreme and unbearable heat. as in, the type of heat only found within the southern recesses of hades.
you: dog, its like 90 degrees!
me: it blazing saddles!
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