Blazing Star


the single most engrish game ever, beating out zero wing (which has only 2 engrish parts: the intro and the ending). it’s a side-scrolling shooter game like zero wing, only with way better graphics, many ships to choose from (can you saw “offensiv” and “diffensiv” ships?), and can be found on neo-geo machines. phrases in the game include:

– get it more!
– collected all panels! (before getting all of them)
– collect all lucky panels! (after getting all of them)
– hey poor player!
– are you serious?
– watch out! the big one is closing in!
– it’s coming! destroyed the sp-ce colony!
– avoid all?
– stage (something): the guardian’s criff
– stage (something): the crooked embryo
i couldn’t get past stage 3 in blazing star due to the stupid engrish.

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