bleach-birth
an ancient eastern-european tradition of birthing a baby directly into a bath of bleach, much like water-birthing except with a highly concentrated cleansing agent in place of the water. used primarily to “clean the freckles” from the child, as to maintain its purity. has been known to cause scarring and permanent blindness.
” scrub оно. scrub оно harder.” ” они aren’ t приходя off.” ” что? ” ” они aren’ t приходя off.” ” harder.”
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(trans: bleach-birth
“scrub it. scrub it harder.”
“they aren’t coming off.”
“what?”
“they aren’t coming off.”
“harder.”
))))) end
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