Bleaching Socks
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the s-m-n and causing the sock to become stiff. best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.
bill: dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
jake: what the f-ck! that’s gross sh-t! i wore his socks last week!
bill: haha you probably have john s-m-n foot, i would get that checked out.
jake: f-ck you! i’m going to hit john so f-cking hard!
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