bleathing
breathing and bleeding at the same time.
created by daniel carlson. also known as king carlson
” h-llo? 911? i need help! i’m bleathing!”
when someone is bleeding and breathing at the same time
911 operator: 911 what’s your emergency?
me: help! my friend is bleathing!
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