Bless Me
to show some one nudes
ayy jenna u should bless me tonight
a term used when you sneeze and n-body says, “bless you,” resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.
jesse: “achoo!”
everyone else: …. silence…..
jesse: ….. fine. bless me. thanks everyone.
“bless me” is used jokingly, or not, when asking for s-xual favors from a young woman who attends a catholic or parochial school. this is referring to the hookup as a blessing to the guy.
john: hey katie, want to come over and watch a movie?
katie: a movie sounds good, but, seriously, you need to stop trying to get into my pants.
john: oh, it’s not your pants, but that cute little uniform i’m interested in. bless me baby!
katie: john, you’re a pig.
as heard in the movie “house of wax”, bless me is a term used when asking for alcohol.
– something’s dead out there.
– nah, something’s dead right here, and we have to drink it back to life. bless me, dog.
to show some one nudes
ayy jenna u should bless me tonight
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