Bless your cotton mittens


something that you say when you want to express affection or grat-tude for someone (origin: british humorous)
ben: i have enough coins to buy us two bars of chocolate..?
alison: aww, bless your cotton mittens, but i couldn’t deprive your of your chocolate resources.

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