blessed

as in brian blessed. a man who could out-boom g-d in the booming voice olympics. often described as ‘shouty’ in his acting performances, this is really an inadequate adjective. while the volume the man can produce is quite simply staggering and which regularly makes wilderbeast stampede for their lives even on another continent, volume alone is only part of his amazing talent. his shouting is at once deafeningly loud, jolly, heartwarming, deceptively articulate and imposing. an absolute pleasure to experience, even while your ears begin to shatter.

in addition he understands the aesthetic of contrast in further enhancing the magnitude of his shouting. he will very often speak at a delicate volume for several words in a row, and he is so well spoken you’d think he was a librarian at cambridge. but then, without notice… “ah well, who wants to live forever? hahahahahaha…. diiiiiiiiiiive!!!!”

in common usage today as slang for someone whose charismatic presence is felt immediately by all (example below)
person 1: omg hus dat guy hu jus came to da party?!???!”

person 2: dunno bruv, but he’s bare blessed you get me!

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adjective for feeling good or having something good happen to you.

“yo son, i just found a fat dub sack lying on the street, lets go smoke it up homes”

“fa shure, were blessed!”
the feeling of getting/being high from smoking ganja.

comes from the idea that it is a blessed herb put on earth by g-d/jah for mankind to utilize from creation.

(can also be shortened to simply “bless” for easier use in speech)

“man i feel highly blessed inna meditation from smokin on that gangsta blunt.”
blessed is a way to say everything is cool, another way of saying blessed is “b-mper and breast”
oi fam u cool yh
yh im blessed

or

oi fam u cool yh
yh im b-mper and breast
to get shot multiple times in the chest, or to release a clip of ammo on some fools torso.
panell: sh-t dogg dat hooker bouta get blessed

t.k.: f-ck da ho i ordered da hit anyway.
to join a gang without getting jumped or doing some sort of initation. people are mainly blessed for being a family member of an already recruited gangmember. shunned upon by other gang members. usually promoted or acknowledged without doing real work like the rest of the members.
josh got blessed in cuz hes elloi’s cousin. what a p-ssy.
a play on the word ‘blazed’ to describe the effects of marijuana on the human mind. another way of saying ‘stoned’ or ‘mashed’.
lewis: will, man, you look seriously f-cking blessed!

will (in his signiture position): yeah mate i’m so blessed right now!

tom: i’m not blessed at all yet man.

lewis: that’s because your f-cking hardcore dude.
tom : better fire up another j then!