BLG
the band boys like girls
p1: “hey have you heard blg’s new song?”
p2: “ya mean: i used to be love drunk, and now i’m hungover. love you forever, forever is over! that one?”
p1: “i guess you have heard it.”
2 more definitions
the theory that when b-tches are offered granola, they are unable to resist their inner biological urge for granola; therefore, b-tches love granola.
1. “yo, guess what my girlfriend ate for breakfast this morning.”
“granola.”
“yeah, how’d you know?”
“duh, blg!”
2. guy: hey b-tch, want some granola?
girl: yeah!
guy: d-mn right. blg!
the band alson known as boys like girls. they were a good band until they somehow got on trl and now think they are the most famous sh-ts alive. the band is lead by flake -ss lead singer martin johnson, who is not single anymore, so sorry dudes and dudettes, but mostly dudes. now that they are ruined and complete lame -sses they will probably turn out like fall out boy and be just as dumb as pete wentz and his suicide attempting -ss.
“blg can throw themselves away and make their great escape into nothing and die.”
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